As I write this right now, we're at that
time of year in Britain when the sun decides to briefly pop out. It's
not fun though. I hate it! We only get about four days of summer a
year and by day two I'm massively pissed off by it. I can deal with
the cold by just putting on more layers but when it's hot, we're
fucked! What am I meant to do to cool down? Ideally I'd be walking
around with my balls out, ice-packs strapped to my head and my cock
windmilling around as I attempt to create any form of breeze. What
did
you do on your one week of summer? Did you take the kids to the
zoo? Or maybe lie out in your garden and read the latest piece of
shit book that all the thick people have been raving about? Well fuck
that because I had better plans. I stayed in doors, I closed the
curtains and I forced my hungover friend to watch
Rambo with
me as he lay half dead on the sofa. Bring on the fucking rain, I say.
Bring on the fucking misery.
