Like most people I was
completely disgusted when I saw Scarlett Johansson playing the
character of Major in this live-action remake of
Ghost In The
Shell. Of course most people
were annoyed because they saw her casting as being yet another
example of Hollywood 'white-washing' however what pissed me off was
that in the original anime you saw Major's tits. Arguably the outrage
over race is probably somewhat more justified than my simple desire
to see a famous lady's chest-melons however I'd argue that both
complaints contain some validity. Sure I would quite literally kill a
man to be allowed within the vicinity of Johansson, who is quite
probably the number one person on my list of people I'm allowed to
have sex with without my partner getting mad. This is despite both my
awareness that this list of celebrities wouldn't piss on me if I was
on fire, and also the fact that I don't have a current partner anyway.
However the lack of titties is in fact indicative of a greater issue
with the film which I will now attempt to use to justify my own
pervertedness.
