Since the announcement
of Paul Feig's
Ghostbusters reboot,
it seems that the world has gone fucking mad. Alleged fans of the
original saw an all-female cast and a fresh start for their long dead
franchise, and rather than being grateful they reacted by screaming
holy fucking jihad. The director and cast began receiving death
threats as though they'd organised a mass bonfire of every copy of
the original film and just before the burning had started they'd
stood on top of the pile and taken one huge collective 'fuck you'
dump. Except that's not what they did, is it? They had a vision for a
property that had literally done piss-all since its crappy sequel
was released in 19-fucking-89 and they made a movie. A movie that up
until now nobody in the world had even seen. It's like a child waking
up on Christmas day, seeing their un-opened presents, and despite
having no idea what's inside, they start crying because it's not what
they wanted. Well, as far as I'm concerned, children like that don't
deserve presents. They deserve to be drowned in a fucking well.
