In this latest
instalment of the
Men In Black series,
we see that Liam Neeson is the head of the secret organisation's
London division. After that interview which he gave a little while
back though, I'm guessing that he calls his particular branch the “Men In
Black Bastards”. Not that anybody seems to remember that any more.
Either the internet really is a fucking fickle place when it comes to
its outrage-and-cancel culture or those neuralizer's really do work!
Meanwhile, Tessa Thompson joins the American branch as a new recruit
after having been obsessed with the idea of alien life visiting the
planet since she was a child. Because aliens are to most children
what Morrissey is to lonely twenty-somethings; they're a phase we all
go through before realising that they're ridiculous and we have to
move on with our lives. Her boss, Emma Thompson, however, sends her
over to Neeson's division in England because she thinks that,
“something is up with London”. I mean.. that's a fucking
understatement isn't it? Boris fucking Johnson is about to become
Prime Minister and so I imagine that within the year most Londoner's
will be living on a diet of cockroaches and wanking into their
fallout shelter to stay sane. Right now though there's some
extra-terrestrial shit that needs sorting out and so rookie agent
Thompson is partnered up with fellow agent Chris Hemsworth as the two
set about trying to solve it.
