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Who the fuck ever knows what they
want to do with their lives? Obviously I know what I'd like to do but, unless
you happen to know of a private island that treats its bloggers to blowjobs
then I guess I'll have to head back to the drawing board. How To Train Your
Dragon 2 is all about this train of thought, with the lead character ‘Hiccup’
also struggling to find his place in the world. Having said that, it is
interesting to see just how his situation differs to mine. When I was
unemployed, my Mum genuinely suggested that I become an escort for lonely old
women whilst a close friend actually recommended that I start “performing” for
cash on a webcam. Both Hiccup and I are at a point in our lives where we just
feel a bit directionless however at no point here does this film present him
with the only two choices that I had. Will he fuck the hell out of some ageing,
wrinkled tarts or will he wank himself stupid for some dirty old men? No... he'll
just hang out with his dragon and explore a fantasy land until he figures it
all out. What a prick!