Have you seen 22 Jump Street yet? Expecting
something to be shit and then finding out it's actually not is such a lovely
experience because of how rarely it happens! Have you ever eaten a mussel?
Surely anybody who has must have had low expectations from looking at it! As
food goes, there's always going to be something more appealing than what looks
like fish snot on a shell. Well a few years ago and during one of my braver
moments I decided to give it a go and you know what? To my surprise I learnt
that even though it doesn't look very appealing, it still managed to taste even
more fucking disgusting than I could
have predicted. Imagine licking squid cum off a sharpened rock that was once
used to scrape shit from a mermaid’s arse and that's pretty much what eating a
mussel is like. It was rank. I think that it's a general rule in life that if
we have low expectations then there's probably a reason and we're usually
right. The same is kind of true of films too, to a degree, although I'd argue
you should always remain a little open minded when walking into the cinema. Yes,
Michael Bay's next film is probably going to be rubbish but I'd rather remain
optimistic on the off chance that I'm wrong about him being a talentless,
angry, fucknugget... I'm not, but you never know. Expecting something to be
shit and then finding out it's actually not is such a lovely experience because
of how rarely it happens and despite the fact that it should be a massive
raging turd, I decided to see 22 Jump Street.