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The
film begins with an attack at a sports event. Only Harry sees the
attacker and yet when pressed for details responds with “I don't
know who it was. I didn't see his face!” I wouldn't worry about it
mate. If the last three fucking films have been anything to go by
it'll probably be your new Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. I
honestly don't know how that school gets away with its hiring policy
for that position. We're four films into this franchise and so far
there's been a radicalised child killer, a pathological
liar, a man with a violent split-personality, and now an imposter. In
the real world, and despite being innocent, Filch's appearance
alone would spur the papers to out him as a nonce and incite a mob to
burn his fucking shed down.