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Personally, I've never learnt how to play a
musical instrument but that's okay because people assume I have anyway. I'm
scruffy, I have an eyebrow piercing and my hair hasn't been cut in years. If
people aren't asking me if I've found somewhere safe to sleep for the night
then they're asking if I'm in a band. Sadly the only thing I lack to be able to
start a group is any musical talent whatsoever... Although when did that ever
stop Nickelback from giving it a go? I tried to learn the ukulele a few years
back but as I wasn't a master player straight from the beginning I threw the
thing in the cupboard and haven't touched it since. Maybe I'd have had a chance
when I was younger but fuck it, I've since been inflicted with a strong desire
to not be arsed with anything that doesn't provide me with instant enjoyment.
This is why my grandparents are in an old folk’s home, my ex-girlfriend is my
ex-girlfriend and my Ukulele is currently gathering dust. If I did have the
patience, I think I'd start by learning to play the drums. Not because I have
any interest in the instrument but more because I can't fucking stand my next-door
neighbours.