Although
wanking and crying takes up most of my time, I do try to be productive
in the half hour of each day that I'm completely free. Sometimes I like
to take my dog on a walk and other times I enjoy playing Grand Theft
Auto to see how many prostitutes I can kill before having to commit
suicide. Occasionally though, I also like to read books with my latest
effort being Jon Ronson's enjoyably un-comforting The Psychopath Test. The book followed Ronson
on his one-sided adventure into the world of the crazies, whilst
detailing how he suspected they're fucking up society from the top. For
birdwatchers looking to take their weird hobby to the next level, the
book also detailed how one might go about spotting a real life
psychopath in the wild. Turns out they're manipulative, glib, callous,
have rather ambitious long term goals and as such make pretty good
politicians, serial killers and in some cases, step-parents. It also
pointed out that if you've ever panicked about being a psycho whilst
doing something a bit kooky like microwaving the cat, masturbating with
shit, or enjoying a Michael Bay film then you shouldn't worry too much. A
psychopath has literally no interest in how another person might define
them and so you're probably fine.