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Relationships are a tricky thing to balance. It's all about
consideration, compromise and not laughing in your partners fucking face
when they say something stupid. Believe it or not but I had a
girlfriend once and she used to come out with some right shit. There was
this one time that she was awake at like 2 o' clock in the morning and so I
said, "you're up late" to which she genuinely responded with, "I'm a
plate?" Anyway she was a raving psychopath as it turned out and so her
undeniable stupidity at least wasn't her worst trait. I won't go into
the details except to say that her subsequent actions near the end of
our relationship left me somewhat damaged and for at least a year I
became I massive raging sexist. "Why would anybody want to go near
girls?" I'd wonder to myself as I'd scratch out the eyes of women in
fashion magazines. I've gotten better since then and, although women
still insist on trampling all over my heart like they're using it to get
dog shit off their shoe, I've come to a new conclusion. Women aren't
as evil as I at one point suspected but rather they're a completely
different species. I don't think either of us are bad, it's just that we think
on a slightly different wavelength. Then again, I have female friends
that I love so maybe it's just my taste in people I want to bang. I'm
still single now so if you're around my age, nice looking and totally
fucking deranged then give me a shout.