Have you ever heard of bush porn? Because as far as I'm concerned directors Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead's film
Spring is essentially the movie equivalent of bush porn. I have no clue why this was the case but before the internet was a thing it was quite common to find discarded porno mags within random bushes in the park. Well, like that bush porn from my early teenage years, I have no idea how I discovered the film
Spring but I am 100% glad that I ended up coming across it. Interestingly enough I wasn't entirely sure how to describe this movie because I don't want to give away some of its surprises but Wikipedia has it listed as being a romantic body horror. If you can think of a more fitting term to describe some of the fucking grot that I saw when discovering some bush porn than 'romantic body horror' then I'll be impressed. For me,
Spring is kind of like
Call Me By Your Name in that it's about two people falling in love in a foreign country except that
Spring has a surprise that's even grosser than that movie's 'eating the jizzy peach' scene.
