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Personally, I don't believe in the
supernatural because I'm both a grown up and not a complete fucking idiot. I'd
hate to offend people by saying that everybody who claims to have seen a ghost
is stupid as that's clearly not true... some of them are obviously just full of
shit. When I was a teenager, I claimed that I was visited by ghosts every
night, however that wasn't so much true as it was me desperately trying to
explain away the ectoplasm that was splattered around my room. To be honest,
I'm not even sure if I like the idea of being able to return to this world once
I've snuffed it. On the one hand it'd be nice to believe that there was
something more than this miserable life, but then on the other I'm not too keen
on the idea of being watched in the shower by an invisible gang of dead
perverts. Presumably, being a ghost is just like having invisibility as a
superpower so, if there was any truth to this bollocks, then there'd be a shit
load more hauntings in female changing rooms than seem to go reported. In fact,
I like to imagine that Angelina Jolie wouldn't be an actress anymore either as
she'd be too busy being possessed by beings that insist she spend the bulk of
her day frigging herself off in front of a mirror... I think the key words in
that last sentence were “I like to imagine”.