I remember playing in a park when I was a child, when a friend casually dropped her pants and
took a shit on the ground. I don't know what game she thought we were
playing but it made finding her during 'hide and seek' a hell of a
lot easier. Her public dumping seemed odd at the time, except
since then the rest of the world seems to have turned to shit too, and
so what the hell difference does one extra turd make? At one point
during
Paddington 2, Julie
Walters' character declares that “all actors are evil”... She
only says that too because she saw an actor trying to steal
something. Wait until she gets backstage with Kevin Spacey; then
she'll see what they're really capable of. As I write this now, the
comedian Louis C.K. has just had to issue an apology for forcing women
to watch him wank off, because the entertainment industry apparently
only hires rapists, perverts, or Piers fucking Morgan. Over here in Britain,
we're shooting ourselves in the cock with a little project called
Brexit that allowed xenophobes to pretend that they actually have a
deep and complex understanding of the economy. Oh and let's
not forget the
game show host in the White House that's attempting to
start a nuclear war over Twitter to compensate for the fact that the
only thing lower than his I.Q. is his droopy old-man balls.
